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The Skeptic of Oz
Karen Stollznow - B@D LANGUAGE


 

 

The Paranormal business is booming in the US

 

 

While immersing myself in American culture, lined up at a donut store in Berkeley, California, someone overheard my accent and asked, “Where are you from? England?” Upon explaining that I’m Australian, there came a look of sudden recognition, “Ah! That’s where our Governor’s from!”

 

Living in the US for the past six months has prompted me to reflect upon the status of critical thinking, skepticism and the paranormal here, as opposed to back home. Of course, these are observations and not an empirical study!

                                                                                                                              

Earlier this year, I attended The Amazing Meeting in Las Vegas, an international skeptical event hosted by the James Randi Educational Foundation. The speaker’s list included Richard Dawkins, skeptical magicians Penn & Teller and many other eminent thinkers. The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich even made an appearance (this modern ‘relic’ was recently sold through E-Bay to online casino GoldenPalace.com). During the event, I was asked about the prevalence of paranormal belief in Australia, “is it as much a problem there as it is here?” As images of John Edward, Sylvia Brown, Benny Hinn and Uri Gellar flashed through my mind, I responded, “It is, because your problems come our way!”

 

I had to concede that Australia also has its unfair share of paranormal and pseudoscientific purveyors. We both have (or don’t have!) Yowies (or Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Skunk Man/Ape!), ‘Ngangkari’ medicine men (shamans) and divining (dowsing). Like a paranormal ‘critical mass’, we find the same phenomena, just different names.

 

Where in Australia the heirs of two media magnates relied on feng shui advice for a business venture that ultimately failed, American Former President Ronald Reagan routinely consulted astrologers. While Michael Jackson reputedly paid US$150 000 for a voodoo ritual to kill Steven Spielberg among 23 others, our Prime Minister was cursed when protesters pointed the mystical bone at him. While America had the financially lucrative Amityville Horror, we had the Guyra Ghost and the Humpty Doo Poltergeist.

 

But the US does it on a much grander scale. Celebrity Scientology, fire-walking motivational experts, UFO Festivals, television evangelists and more!

 

Visiting a psychic in Australia is a clandestine, word-of-mouth affair, the deed taking place in an unassuming kitchen or lounge room. In the US, it’s big business. Psychics operate from main street offices with bright neon signs. In the East Bay Yellow Pages, psychics are ironically nestled between psychiatrists and psychologists and dangerously listed as ‘psychics and healers’.

 

As for alternative medicine, in Las Vegas, Slim Dusty could encounter the real Pub with No Beer – Oxygen Bars. The US has the same practices, chiropractic, naturopathic and homeopathic. Unfortunately, as in Oz, the orthodox guys are in on the game. Pharmacy chains are known an ‘integrative’. To satisfy the demand, ‘ma and pa’ outlets advertise themselves as ‘natural medicine centers’. One establishment boasts “the pharmacy that prescribes yoga”. There are fad diets and snake-oil merchants: Pritikin, Scarsdale, South Beach, Atkins, Blood Type, the Dr Phil Diet and ‘Dr’ Joel Wallach. Such trends are perennially popular but I was pleased to witness the recent demise of my ‘Your LoCal LoCarb Store’.

 

While the British ten pound note features Charles Darwin, US currency trusts in God. Speaking of Mother England, while the Queen disappears from school halls in Australia, there’s an ongoing debate in the US with groups calling for the posting of the Ten Commandments in schools and other public places.

 

While less emphasis is placed on ‘scripture’ classes in Australian public schools, creationist groups are still making furtive attempts to infiltrate the US school system. Dr Eugenie Scott, Executive Director of the National Center for Science Education, observes that, in an effort to bypass the Bill of Rights religious neutrality requirement, “We are seeing an interesting ‘morphing’ of supporters of ‘creation science’ into ‘Intelligent Design’ creationism into proponents of ‘evidence against evolution’.” To make creationism palatable, the “strategy is shifting to promote that evolution be ‘balanced’ by the teaching of antievolutionism, variously described as ‘strengths and weaknesses’ of evolution, ‘evidence against evolution’, or the slogan, ‘teach the controversy’.”

 

But there’s a light at the end of the tunnel - and it’s not a near-death experience. After all, America is the home of Houdini and has given skepticism James Randi, Carl Sagan, Michael Shermer and Paul Kurtz. The US boasts many prolific organisations to counter uncritical thinking – The James Randi Educational Foundation, the Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal, The Skeptics Society and Quackwatch. However, with over 50 such organisations in the US, the movement isn’t as cohesive as the Australian Skeptics, a national organisation.

 

The end result is that the Skeptic’s task of promoting critical thinking is equally arduous in both countries, where pseudoscience and the paranormal are both different and the same. Same phenomena, just on a different scale.

 

 



Stollznow, K. 2005. The Skeptic of Oz. Australasian Science. Vol. 26, No. 3, p.46.

 

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