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An Irwin Legend
Karen Stollznow - B@D LANGUAGE


 

As the world mourns the death of conservationist Steve Irwin, the Aussie legend has already become the subject of urban legend.

 

The following email began circulating the Internet within days of the Crocodile Hunter’s untimely death, claiming that he had made a timely conversion to Christianity.

 

Yes, we now have confirmation of Steve Irwin's decision for Christ. I want to inform Creation Ministries International that Steve Irwin became a born again Christian two and a half weeks ago at King’s Church AOG in Buderim, Queensland Australia, going forward publicly before the congregation to ask Christ to become his Lord and Saviour. Many of us will now spend eternity with him. I am sure Terri is comforted as a Christian in the fact that she will be with Jesus and also Steve again for eternity. Steve declared the day before he died that he was the happiest he had ever been in his whole life.

Pastor R.R.

 

Did Steve Irwin make a near-deathbed conversion? This email has all of the hallmarks of an urban legend: a posthumous anecdote reported as fact after the ‘fact’. Suspiciously distributed by email only, it presents second-hand information, the anonymous author was not an eyewitness. Then there is the providential timing of the ‘conversion’, a premonitory act performed just weeks before the fatal accident. It is implied that only a religious epiphany can bring true happiness to life. A cautionary tale underlies the story, life is short and unpredictable…convert now and you will be rewarded with “eternity”.

 

Similar to a stereotype, urban legends are not invariably fallacious. They can be true, distorted or embellished but grounded in truth, or simply be false. An important element to any urban legend is the potential for truth, but is this story plausible?

 

Deathbed conversions have been attributed to many famous people, and the more atheistic the target, the better. Infamously, Charles Darwin is credited with a dubious deathbed conversion. This is staunchly denied by his family. There is a delightful irony to the possibility that The Atheist might recant his entire life’s seminal work with a last-minute conversion, just to ‘play it safe’ in an eternal gamble on Pascal’s Wager.

 

It is a comforting reinforcement for believers to believe that an infidel ‘saw the light’. It is also a way to discredit. Albert Einstein was often misrepresented as religious for his metaphorical use of ‘god’. Among the eminent list of alleged deathbed conversions are the philosophers Voltaire and Spinoza, and authors Percy Shelley and Lord Byron. However, in an 1820 letter to his publisher John Murray, Byron wrote, “A death-bed is a matter of nerves and constitution, not of religion.” He further remarked that “Men died calmly before the Christian era, and since, without Christianity.”

 

Irwin never publicly claimed to be a Christian, an Atheist, Agnostic or Evolutionist. However, as a conservationist with an applied approach to zoology, it is doubtful that he was religious. After all, until June 2006 Australia Zoo had been the home of Harriet, ‘Darwin’s tortoise’, who died at 176 years of age. Was he not also a blasphemer, who uttered “Crikey!” a corruption of ‘Christ!’?

 

The online Christian community reacted to the story with hopefulness, but skepticism. Creationist Carl Wieland of Creation Ministries International (CMI) (www.creationontheweb.com) claims that the author of the email (from the Noosa Christian Outreach Centre rather than King’s Church Buderim) penned it in “good faith” and that it was not intended to be circulated widely. In fact, CMI are directly responsible for spreading the rumour. However, we still don’t know the original source of the claim (yet another symptom of an urban legend). Wieland takes this opportunity to imply that this may yet be true, “It is, ultimately, a matter between Steve Irwin and His Creator”. Translated from Creationese into Skepticese, our only concrete evidence would be confirmation from the Crocodile Hunter himself. To keep the fire burning, Wieland claims that he was able to “substantiate” that Irwin’s widow Terri is a “churchgoing Christian”.  

 

How did the story originate? We could posit that a member of the church initiated the story, to promote the church, by attachment, to the Irwin name/fame. Perhaps it was misinterpretation. In the end, the rumour was discredited by the very church specified by “R.R” in the original email. In an official response, the pastor of King’s Church posted the following message to his website (www.stevepenny.org).

 

 

Steve Penny wishes to advise that the story of Steve Irwin’s conversion to Christianity in Kings Christian Church is unfounded. Further investigation has failed to substantiate rumours of his conversion in any church on the Sunshine Coast, or through a Zoo or school chaplain.

 

What more proof do we need? It seems that we can lay this legend to rest when even Pastor Penny has labelled this “the Steve Irwin Hoax”.

 

 



Stollznow, K. An Irwin Legend. Australasian Science. Vol. 27, No. 10, p.46.

 

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